I felt a tremendous distance between me and everything real.
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal
someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later